New York City has finally hired women to pick up the garbage, which makes sense to me, since, as I've discovered, a good bit of being a woman consists of picking up garbage.
The difference between the love of a man and the love of a woman is that a man will always give reasons for loving, but a woman gives no reasons for loving.
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Fulton J. Sheen
Dude, I don’t want to talk about Lacey’s prom shoes. And I’ll tell you why: I have this thing that makes me really uninterested in prom shoes. It’s called a penis.
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John Green
Men are more interesting in books than they are in real life.
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Mary Ann Shaffer
When a man plans, a woman laughs.
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David Wong
A man's face is his autobiography. A woman's face is her work of fiction.
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Oscar Wilde
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